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Damocolo
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 Barzelletta sui programmatori

La saprete di già è vecchiotta :)

Un programmatore racconta ai suoi amici programmatori:
- Ieri ho conosciuto una bella ragazza in discoteca...
Gli amici programmatori:
- Ehilaaà!!
- La invito a casa mia, le offro una cosa da bere, e comincio a parlarci.
- Ueeehhhheeehhhhe!!
- Lei mi fa: "Spogliami"!
- Ueeehhhheeehhhhehheehheehhee!!
- Al che io la spoglio completamente, la sollevo e la faccio sedere sulla tastiera del mio nuovo PC...
Gli amici:
- Hai un PC nuovo? Figata! Che processore???

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There's no dark side of the moon really...matter of fact it's all dark
01-11-2009 09:30
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tyrdrummer
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bhe dai almeno ci hai provato.. ahaha! è carina.. :)
01-11-2009 10:39
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REQUIEM
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al funerale di un mio amico ho riso di più ;)
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DarkSchneider
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e io che non mai voluto ascoltare la mamma quando diceva che stare troppo al computer fa male.... :(

no dai, scherzo ...

diciamo che non la porterei a Zelig ... :D
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Gracie
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Voi scherzate, ma giusto ieri sera sentite cosa ha proposto il TG5:
http://www.tgcom.mediaset.it/cronac...olo464733.shtml
:asd: :asd:

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(Sì, ma sai che due maroni? :D)
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meno male che non c'e' ancora la censura sulla rette
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ma alla fine se l'è scopata o no?
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a pecora

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Originally posted by Gracie
Voi scherzate, ma giusto ieri sera sentite cosa ha proposto il TG5:
http://www.tgcom.mediaset.it/cronac...olo464733.shtml
:asd: :asd:


Fantastico!!
Si può prendere appuntamento su internet? :lol:

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+ feci suine.

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