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[fun]the Real Story Of Cappuccets Reds
One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the
>nonn, but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn
>prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!"
>Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went away, da
>sol, with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest,
>at
>a cert point, she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi, piccula!
>Piezz'egirl! 'Ndove do you go?"
>"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full
>of
>chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtillis. " She
>dissed.
>
>"Ah mannagg'a Maruschella (maybe an expressio com: what a cul that
>had)", dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
>And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin
>is
>squilling, sorry." And the lup went away, but not very away, but to
>the nonn's house.
>Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued
>for her sentier in the forest.
>
>The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and
>after
>saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.
>Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night
>berret
>and si fikked in the let.
>
>When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and
>entered.
>But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn,
>but the lup, ricord?),
>dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?" And the nonn-lup:"Oh,
>I've
>stort my cavigl doing aerobics!"
>"Oh poor nonn", saied Cappuccett (she was more stupid, I think,
>wasn't
>she?). Then she dissed: "But...what a big okks do you have! Do you
>bisogn some collir?"
>"Oh no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl",
>dissed
>the nonn-lup.
>Then Cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm, dissed:
>"But...what big oreks do you have! Do you have orekkions?"
>And the nonn-lup: "Oh no! It is to ascolt you better." And
>Cappuccett
>(that I think was now really rincoglionited) saied: "But...what big
>bocc do you have!" And the lup, at this point, dissed: "It is to
>magn
>you better!" And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
>
>
>But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
>cacciator of frod sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! It is
>pellicc vals a sacc of solds!" And so, spinted only for the
>compassion
>for the little girl, butted a terr many kils of volps, fringuellis
>and
>conigls and he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil,
>entered in the stanz and killed the lup. Then squarced his panz
>(begin
>attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (till viv)
>and Cappuccett (till rincoglionited).
>
>And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and
>guadagned honestly a sacc of solds.
>
>The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest. And so,
>everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!)
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magari l'avete già letta...a me fa pelareeeeee!!
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