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Sicurezza
11-10-2004 10:40
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Sicurezza non è l'esame, ma l'environment in cui succedono certe cose:

Newsgroups: comp.security.unix,alt.sysadmin.recovery
From: Arthur F. Provost
Subject: Re: Rookie Needs Your Help


Related story: I was doing sysadmin for the Air Farce a few years ago and got a (L)user story that tops 'em all. The Help Desk gave me a call from Major So-and-so who was having a problem with his workstation. I spoke with him and he told me, "Every time I switch it over to 'Official' the damn screen goes blank." I went down to see what the hell this "Official" switch was. After nearly getting court-martialed for laughing so hard, I spent about 20 minutes explaining to this ex-pilot that "Off" was not an abbreviation for "Official."
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Appiedato
11-10-2004 10:36
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:evil: :swear: :mad:

Merda!

Sono appiedato.

Odore di benza, serbatoio che passa da 1/4 a vuoto in 3 Km, motore spento, accostato scendo. Strisciata di benzina dietro la macchina.

:swear: PORCA :swear: PUZZOLA :swear:

Tutto questo sabato sera dalle parti di Seriate. Ma io sono di Milano! :evil:

E mo stiamo a vedere cosa dice il meccanico: serbatoio o condotto?

Vacca boia.
:mad:
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Latte
09-10-2004 13:08
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Origination: HUMOR Mailing List
Originator: "Michael J. Irvin"
Original Subject: Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard
Date: Thu, 10 Aug 1995 08:33:50 -0700
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Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?

Optimist:
The glass is half full.
Pessimist:
The glass is half empty.
Futurist:
The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.
Pascal programmers:
Well, what type of milk is it?
C Programmers:
No thanks; I drink straight from the jug.
Assembly programmers:
No thanks; I drink straight from the cow.
Basic programmers:
No thanks; I'm still breast feeding.
MIS:
I'll drink it if you can give me until next year.
Fuzzy logic guys:
I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk.
Prolog programmers:
I know I drank it - just don't ask me how.
Non-procedural language programmers:
I drank it when nobody was looking.
UI designers:
What's that crap in my glass?
Pentium users:
I drank Glass * .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to that.
Windows users:
Where's my straw?
Mac users:
Where's my pump?
UNIX users:
Nahh . . . too easy.
Multimedia author:
[slurp!]
Shareware game author:
That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for.
Security consultant:
Where'd the rest of the milk go?
CIA:
What makes you think that's milk?
NSA:
We know what it really is.
Copy protection crazies:
Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it!
Free Software Foundation:
That milk is the cow's contribution to all mankind!
Schroedinger:
That damned cat got into the milk again!
Bill Gates:
Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk.
Apple Computer:
You guys really oughta be drinking Perrier.
IBM:
Rent the glass from us and we'll fill it with something we know is good for you.
IRS:
Thanks for getting your milk withholding correct this year.
National news media:
Hey, we wanted OJ!


One more, from Bob Kuykendall:

Process Reengineer:
Looks like you've got twice as much glass as you need there.
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Evoluzione di un programmatore
08-10-2004 15:28
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1976 - Scuole superiori
code:
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END


1980 - Primo anno
code:
program Hello(input, output); begin writeln ('Hello world'); end


1985 - Quinto anno
code:
(defun hello (print (cons 'HELLO (list 'WORLD))))


1987 - Novello professionista
code:
#include <stdio.h> main (argc,argv) int argc; char **argv; { printf ("Hello World!\n"); }


1994 - Professionista affermato
code:
#include <stream.h> const int MAXLEN = 80; class outstring; class outstring { private: int size; char str[MAXLEN]; public: outstring() { size=0; } ~outstring() {size=0;} void print(); void assign(char *chrs); }; void outstring::print() { int i; for (i=0 ; i< size ; i++) cout << str; cout << "\n"; } void outstring::assign(char *chrs) { int i; for (i=0; chrs[i] != '0';i++) str[i] = chrs[i]; size=i; } main (int argc, char **argv) { outstring string; string.assign("Hello World!"); string.print(); }


2001 - Manager

[I]Rossi, mi serve un programma che scriva "Hello World!"

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> man baby
08-10-2004 12:51
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BABY(1) USER COMMANDS BABY(1)

NAME
BABY - create new process from two parent processes

SYNOPSIS
BABY sex [ name ]

SYSTEM V SYNOPSIS
/usr/5bin/BABY [ -sex ] [ -name ]

AVAILABILITY
The System V version of this command is available with the Sys-
tem V software installation option. Refer to Installing
SunOS 4.1 for information on how to install and invoke BABY.

DESCRIPTION
BABY is initiated when one parent process polls another server
process through a socket connection (BSD) or through pipes in the
system V implementation. BABY runs at a low priority for approximately
40 weeks then terminates with heavy system load. Most systems require
constant monitering when BABY reaches it's final stages of execution.

Older implentations of BABY required that the initiating
process not be present at the time of completion, In these versions
the initiating process is awakened and notified of the results upon
completion. Modern versions allow both parent processes to be active
during the final stages of BABY.


example% BABY -sex m -name fred

OPTIONS

-sex
option indicating type of process created.

-name
process identification to be attaced to the new process.

RESULT
Successful execution of the BABY(1) results in new process
being created and named. Parent processes then typically
broadcast messages to all other processes informing them of their
new status in the system.


BUGS
The SLEEP command may not work on either parent processes for some
time afterward, as new BABY processes constantly send interrupts
which must be handled by one or more parent.

BABY processes upon being created may frequently dump
in /tmp requireing /tmp to be cleaned out frequently by one
of the parent processes.

The original AT&T version was provided without instuctions
regarding the created process, this remains in current implementations.

SEE ALSO
cigars(6) dump(5) cry(3)

OTHER IMPLEMENTATIONS

gnoops(1)
FSF version of BABY where none of the authors will accept
responsibility for anything.

NOTES

baby -sex f -name Cathryn Leigh Beck

completed sucessfully at the Grey Nuns Hospital on March 30 at
9:59 P.M. after 5 hours of labour. New Mom Chenelle is doing
fine, as is the baby, Dad is tickled pink. Both will probably
come home sometime on Teusday. More information can be gotten
from Dad by e-mail or when he brings his new little girl by to
show her off (should be soon) Celebrations can probably begin
in earnest after Dad catches up on all the work he couldn't do
this weekend.


Sun Release 4.1 Last change: Just before I left the hospital last.
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Auguri
07-10-2004 15:48
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... a me.

Test di posizionamento di inglese. Se e' vero quello che ha detto Neo mi sa che mi posiziono ... direttamente alla registrazione dell'esame. :D

Lezione di ETL e poi cazzeggio in SILAB.

Questa sera pizzatina a Vimercate con un paio di amici + papa', fratello :birrozza:
Parecchie defezioni (mai che tutti possano lo stesso giorno) :mad:
Vabbe', tanto ne faccio un'altra :birrozza: sabato sera a Seriate (o limitrofi comuni della bergamasca) per quelli che oggi non possono.
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Software Engineering
07-10-2004 14:41
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[Someone] believe that a language-independent design is an oximoron, with a strong emphasis on the moron.

M.Fowler - UML Distilled - 3rd Ed. - Addison Wesley 2003 - page 6

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Cazzeggio
06-10-2004 18:07
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Qualche libro comperato. Qualche altro ordinato.

Incontro del LUG abbastanza interessante.

Ho varie idee in testa e alcuni consigli da dare (utili per qualcuno? Speriamo!). Ma per il momento passo.

Sto in SILAB in attesa del momento di andare al Batik :birrozza:

Lasciamo decantare un momentino le idee.
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Robots
06-10-2004 05:31
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Online, oltre me, Google, Yahoo e un Guest.

Che sia anch'egli, come noi, un robot? :alieno:



Questa mattina è prevista un pochino di caccia ai libri :teach: nella sede di Gorilla.it, poi di corsa in comelico che alle 11 dovrebbe esserci un'incontro del dsyLUG. :talking: :blabla: :talking:

E stasera ... Batik :birrozza: (salvo contrattempi)
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